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                  Prohibited from plotting against the Brinkmann Administration
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                  Always guilty of crime, regardless if you did it, if the
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                  Not allowed to die without approval, else your family will be
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                  Not allowed to be within 100 miles of Brinkmann or any member
                  of the Brinkmann Administration. Very bad things will happen
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                  Not allowed to purchase anything ever again, regardless of
                  purpose, unless authorized
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                  Required to listen to the Brinkmann Adminstration's National
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                  To adhere to the Brinkmann Administration's Laws and
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                  To understand that there may be many more things that you must
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            I kneel, To be a loyal servant of our Leader! <br />
            BRINKMANN! <br />
            I work, To be a loyal servant of our Leader! <br />
            BRINKMANN! <br />I know, To be a loyal servant of our Leader! <br />
            BRINKMANN! <br />I pledge, To be a loyal servant of our Leader!
            <br />BRINKMANN! <br />This is, Not a form of brainwashing.
            <br />Freedom, Is for The Brinkmann Administration. <br />Feelings,
            Are for the weak. <br />The weak, Don't survive. <br />For,
            BRINKMANN! Love, BRINKMANN! <br />LONG LIVE THE BRINKMANN
            ADMINISTRATION! <br />
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                of Brinkmann is limitless.
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