Monzo Bank

PSA for anyone around in Newcastle today 😋

something tasty is coming… 👀 Greggs [video description: an ATM screen that flashes up a series of screens with a series of accompanying beeps. the first screen is the monzo logo, then the greggs logo, then the date 18th July 2024, and finally a location: Newcastle.]

Introducing: Monzo for Under 16s 🧒 A free account that keeps up as they grow up. Join our waitlist to be the first to try it out - link in the comments👇 (Parent/guardian account required | Ages 6-15 | Ts&Cs apply | UK residents)

Tuesdays: too late to ask what you did on the weekend, too early to ask what you're doing this weekend.

MUNDANE POLL:

THINGS THAT ARE COMING HOME: - something completely random from the Lidl middle aisle - a branded pint glass from the pub - the 15th "bag for life" that is definitely, absolutely going to be the last one you buy and will never forget to bring with you in future (really really) - an Ikea lampshade with a name you can't pronounce - swag from the secret office supply - an entire Costco cake - a tiny succulent from the garden centre that you fully intend to keep alive but also know full well will be dead in a month - football

⚽ WE’RE SPONSORING COVENTRY CITY ⚽ From August, we’ll be the new front-of-shirt sponsor for Coventry City Football Club for the next Championship season. Stay tuned for a season of kit drops, stunts and much more. Sky Blue, meet Hot Coral ❤️

HOW TO ROCK UP TO A MEETING DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH YOU’RE EXPECTED TO CONTRIBUTE 1️⃣ Low input - camera off / mic off - in your pyjamas - 16 other tabs open - dropping a "sounds good" in the chat to show you've been paying attention 2️⃣ Medium input - camera on / mic off - businesswear on top, sleepwear on bottom - active listening face - unmute at the end to say bye 3️⃣ High input (ie. you're running it) - camera on / mic on - best outfit (ironed) - notebook with the meeting name written down and underlined - fun fact about yourself rehearsed in front of the mirror

why does sitting in a new spot in the office feel like it's your first day at school?

THERE IS NOT A REAL CAT IN THIS IMAGE 🐈 Every meeting room at Monzo tells a story, and The Cat Cubicle is purr-haps the most legendary. It all started with the day someone brought their cat to the office. We'll spare you the full tail, but to make a long story short: we ended up with a cat in one of our toilets for a bit - totally safe and sound, we'll share a pic below. The cat-astrophic chaos that ensued on the Monzo Slack that day has never been topped. So, we've made it a permanent fixture with a replica in this meeting room. As real as it looks, THIS IS NOT A REAL CAT. Just saying that on behalf of the various folks who have been caught off-guard by our paw-sitively adorable new feline friend 🐱