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One thing AI can never touch? The contributions dads bring to both their work and home lives. We tried to get Piper to give us a few more dad jokes but she's hard to distract, luckily, the human dads on our team came in clutch with their favorites 💪 🦉 Danny Pellissier, Sr. Art Director Dad: Someone among us is an owl. Me: Who? Dad: *Narrows eyes suspiciously* 🚀 Robert Kubovic, Sr. Success Architect Do you know how to get an astronaut's baby to sleep? You rocket. 🌴 Kyle Bahnick, Sr. Account Executive Did you hear that Hawaii is making a law against people laughing too loud? They want to keep the volume to A-Lo-Ha. 🤦♂️ Thani Suchoknand, Co-founder & VP of Product Design When does a joke become a dad joke? When it's fully groan. 🤧 Andrew Ritter, Success Architect How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🐶 James Cabral, Executive Creative Director What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? Ruff! Of course, dads provide a lot more than a sense of humor, but we always appreciate a classic dad joke. We're so grateful for all of our Qualified Dads as we head into Father's Day weekend 💙

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Dallas Davidson

Marketing & Demand Gen Leader for High-Growth Tech Companies (ex-Google, Coursera, Various Start-Ups)

3w

I was getting to know Piper and she was helpful with healthy dinner suggestions.

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Alexis Young

Sr. Manager, Sales Programs at Salesforce

1mo

My team’s resident dad-joker, S. Jason Salfen’s one this week got me: What to you call someone telling dad jokes who isn’t a dad? A faux pas (Get it?) HFD to all the incredible dads out there!

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