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Freelance Copywriter at teddwood.org l Former W+K, Venables, Bell + Partners (and more)

For a nominal fee I will send anyone who has recently been separated from their agency/gone freelance with daily all-agency emails, direct to your inbox, including such bangers as: "Lost Airpod..." "Phone left in conference room..." "Welcome our newest junior account coordinator [insert baby pic]" "Can we please clean-up after ourselves???" "Keep it down, new biz clients in [oddly named conference room]" "X clients in office today, don't wear X. Hahahaha" "AirPod FOUND" #nowthatswhaticallallagencyemails

Tedd Wood

Freelance Copywriter at teddwood.org l Former W+K, Venables, Bell + Partners (and more)

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Note: "Hey Fam" packages available on request. Substantial additional fees included.

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Cleaning out the fridge this Friday. Everything without a name and date on it will be thrown out.

Andrew Jeske

Crafter of copy, furniture and bread

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I'm still getting bi-monthly emails from a 2023 freelance gig scolding me for not completing the workplace harassment training unit. BUT I DID COMPLETE THE WORKPLACE HARASSMENT TRAINING UNIT!!!!!!

Ben Levy

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Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.

Brad Mislow

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"Please stop putting fish in the microwave."

But have you ever had “if you are a female, wearing a bra to work is mandatory”?

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Andy Wheeldon

Motion Designer | Distort Motion

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I was guilty of being too loud in the office at times and I was sent emails on occasion asking me to lower my voice. It was a fair cop, but it was very funny that I received such emails in hind sight. 🤣

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Nancy Carroll (she/her/hers)

Strategist/Writer/Designer | Connecting your message with your markets

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You left out "Your timesheet is late."

Michael R.

Freelance Graphic Designer | Business Owner | Creative Lifer

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Does including an obnoxiously large signature in the emails cost extra?

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Kathy Henken

Freelance copywriter.

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Pizza in the conference room!!!!

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