For a nominal fee I will send anyone who has recently been separated from their agency/gone freelance with daily all-agency emails, direct to your inbox, including such bangers as: "Lost Airpod..." "Phone left in conference room..." "Welcome our newest junior account coordinator [insert baby pic]" "Can we please clean-up after ourselves???" "Keep it down, new biz clients in [oddly named conference room]" "X clients in office today, don't wear X. Hahahaha" "AirPod FOUND" #nowthatswhaticallallagencyemails
Cleaning out the fridge this Friday. Everything without a name and date on it will be thrown out.
I'm still getting bi-monthly emails from a 2023 freelance gig scolding me for not completing the workplace harassment training unit. BUT I DID COMPLETE THE WORKPLACE HARASSMENT TRAINING UNIT!!!!!!
Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.
"Please stop putting fish in the microwave."
But have you ever had “if you are a female, wearing a bra to work is mandatory”?
I was guilty of being too loud in the office at times and I was sent emails on occasion asking me to lower my voice. It was a fair cop, but it was very funny that I received such emails in hind sight. 🤣
You left out "Your timesheet is late."
Does including an obnoxiously large signature in the emails cost extra?
Pizza in the conference room!!!!
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