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Stoned Ape, Inc.
Health, Wellness & Fitness
Los Angeles, California 561 followers
Stoned Ape is the only NSF Sport certified nootropics stack in the world optimized for cognition, mood and recovery.
About us
Stoned Ape isn’t merely a supplement company. We’re a group of individuals united by the belief that we as a species can evolve to live longer, healthier, more fulfilling lives. Instead of packaging cheap vitamins as “performance enhancement” pills, we have carefully selected, and rigorously tested, supplements we believe can help to deliver you a better state of mind and therefore a better life. As health enthusiasts ourselves, we have been frustrated with the selection of products currently on the market, many of which pass themselves off as miraculous, yet offer little visibility into their formulations. And then there are all the synthetic fillers, colorants and flavors increasingly used to make those products prettier, tastier and cheaper – but not healthier. The genesis of our company is us collectively rising to the challenge this problem presents. Are you skeptical? Good, you should be. Not just of vitamins and supplements sold at gas stations, but of much of the health advice based on limited studies, that gets amplified and regurgitated by news outlets, and email forwarded by your aunt, neighbor or grandpa. One reality holds true – the nutrients you put into your body, whether through whole food or supplements, matter almost more than anything when it comes to your long-term health. That’s why we have carefully chosen our formulas, then subjected them to the highest standards of testing and certification. We aim to be the most exceptional nootropic company on the market. We hope you’ll appreciate our fundamental commitment to you: we will never include an ingredient in any of our products without telling you why it’s there, what dose it’s in and where it comes from, and unless we believe it’s clean and effective. We also have every batch of every product third-party tested for accuracy, purity and efficaciousness, so that you don’t have to simply rely on our own lofty claims. Stoned Ape is a veteran-owned company and our products are made in America.
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https://www.stonedape.xyz/
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- Industry
- Health, Wellness & Fitness
- Company size
- 2-10 employees
- Headquarters
- Los Angeles, California
- Type
- Privately Held
- Founded
- 2021
- Specialties
- supplements, health & wellness, nutrition, mental wellness, nootropics, sports nutrition, rest & recovery, mental health, esports, gaming, streaming, first responders, entrepreneurs, and fitness
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7190 W Sunset Blvd, #97D
Los Angeles, California 90046, US
Employees at Stoned Ape, Inc.
Updates
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📢 **Exciting News from Stoned Ape!** 🚀 We're thrilled to announce that Stoned Ape is rapidly expanding its reach in the professional sports arena! 🌟 As the leading mental wellness nootropics company, we've recently forged partnerships with several top-tier sports organizations and athletes. This collaboration highlights the growing recognition of the importance of mental wellness in achieving peak performance. 🏆 Our innovative nootropic solutions are designed to enhance cognitive function, boost focus, and support mental resilience—key factors for success both on and off the field. We are honored to support these incredible athletes in their journey to excellence and well-being. Stay tuned for more updates as we continue to revolutionize mental wellness in sports! 💪 #MentalWellness #Nootropics #StonedApe #SportsPartnerships #AthletePerformance #WellnessRevolution 🧠🌿
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LA Folks: we're teaming up with the great people at Parallel Health to co-host Sunday Reset, PRIDE Edition in WeHo on Sunday, June 2nd, 2-5pm. If you're in Los Angeles this weekend we'd love to see you come through. The Sunday Reset, PRIDE edition will feature light refreshments, complimentary facials and B12 shots, and deep discounts on Parallel's own products and our best-selling nootropics, which are now official products of Major League Baseball and military special operations forces. Give yourself a little self-love on June 2nd after pride festivities and unwind with us! Spots are limited so RSVP soon to reserve your spot. Private address in West Hollywood to be released before the event :) https://lnkd.in/dhEEBe6z?
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🌟 Unlock Your Potential with Nootropics: Fueling the Future of Productivity! 🚀 As working professionals, we're constantly seeking ways to optimize our performance and elevate our productivity. In our fast-paced world, the demand for cognitive enhancement is on the rise, and the answer lies in the fascinating world of nootropics! Nootropics, the brain-boosting supplements hailed for their ability to enhance focus, memory, and overall cognitive function, are revolutionizing the way we work and thrive in today's competitive landscape. But what sets them apart? It's the power-packed combination of vitamins, minerals, and adaptogens meticulously crafted to support our brain's vitality and our overall well-being. 💡 Harnessing the Potential: With ingredients like Vitamin B12 for mental clarity, Zinc for cognitive function, and adaptogens like Rhodiola Rosea to combat stress, nootropics offer a holistic approach to unlocking your full potential. 🧠 Elevate Your Performance: Imagine sharper focus, enhanced memory retention, and sustained energy throughout the day—all within reach with the right blend of brain-boosting nutrients. 🌿 Nourish Your Brain: But it's not just about productivity—it's about nurturing our brain's health for long-term success. Nootropics enriched with essential nutrients act as a shield against cognitive decline, ensuring we stay sharp and focused for years to come. Join the movement towards a brighter, more productive future fueled by the transformative power of nootropics. Embrace the journey to enhanced cognitive performance, and let's unlock our limitless potential together! #Nootropics #BrainHealth #ProductivityRevolution 🌟
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Join the Stoned Ape Mission to Elevate Minds Are you a military veteran or active service member who's conquered challenges on and off the battlefield? Your unparalleled discipline, resilience, and leadership have the power to inspire and uplift. Now, imagine channeling that same strength and clarity into every aspect of life—mental sharpness, energy, and optimism are your new battlegrounds. At Stoned Ape, we're veterans, healthcare professionals, and competitive athletes who've engineered cognitive enhancers for those who demand the utmost from their mental and physical performance. Our mission? To empower you with the mental clarity and focus needed to excel in every mission—be it personal, professional, or on the field. Because your potential is limitless. With Stoned Ape, you'll boost your cognitive performance and inspire others to achieve greatness. We're building a squadron of military influencers who embody courage, determination, and a relentless pursuit of excellence. If you’re ready to take a stand, we want you to be a beacon of strength and mental agility. Join us in transforming lives, starting with your own. Discover the science behind our products and see how we're revolutionizing mental wellness and performance. Ready to elevate your mission and ours? DM us now to become a Stoned Ape ambassador. #MilitaryMinds #StonedApeMission #ElevateMinds #VeteransLead #CognitiveCommand #JoinNow
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This Valentine's Day, let's celebrate the heart of wellness with Stoned Ape! Whether you're treating yourself or someone special, our high-quality products are designed to enhance your journey toward optimal physical, mental, and emotional performance. Join the Stoned Ape community and embrace a lifestyle of wellness and longevity. Love your health, love your tribe, love your life. Happy Valentine's Day from all of us at Stoned Ape! #StonedApe #ValentinesDay #WellnessLove #Nootropic
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